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This blog post is about PJ as in Purab Jain and not Poor Joke as some of you might have thought.
Purab Jain was famous for his utter non-sense of humor. He was one of the God’s bestest of Poor Jokes to mankind. Being a Softwere Enginenear he was logically illogical or in simple language weird.
Purab was also known as Sachin Tendulkar of PJs by his friends & colleagues. Purab’s talent got multiplied many folds after he met Sabu (the one from Chacha Chaudhary Comics) also known as HeMan who was also fond of PJs & mastered the art to create PJs on the go (by go I don’t mean Go Airlines).
Purab’s IQ was in negative numbers but his PQ (Poor Joke Quotient) was above Excellence of his Excellency of Poor Jokes. Purab’s favorite television channel was 9XM he really loved all the Bade & Chhote Jokes, The Super Creative Lyrics of songs sung by Bheegi Billi, The gossip of Betel Nuts & Amazing Melodious voice of Badshaah Bhai. He was also very fond of MTV shows like Fantastic 5, MTV Bakra etc. & his favorite singer was Kailash Kher.
Purab was one of the persons who had only Right Brain as in his Brain was always right he believed that all the persons who think that they have Left Brain & Right Brain they were logically incorrect coz if you have Left Brain then actually you do not have brain at all coz you already Left your Brain …. LOL.
Let me share with you some of the Atrociously Disgusting Instances from his life …….
Purab Calls Saurabh :
Purab called his friend Saurabh, Purab wanted to go for a movie so he asked Saurabh to accompany him for the movie, Saurabh declined politely and said “I have to go to the Mill (Factory) for some work that my dad has asked me to do” to which Purab said “You know which song I am gonna sing once you leave for Mill ?”, Saurabh asked “Which one ?”, Purab said “Koi Mill Gaya ……” & your girl friend will sing “Tum Jo Mill Gaye Ho ……To Ye Lagta Hai Yeh Jahaan Mill Gaya …..”
Purab & Gals :
Purab had crush on two girls but he scared them away on their very first date all b’coz of overdose of utter non-sense of humor & him being fan of Kailash Kher.
Girl I, Name : Gudiya …….
Purab & Gudiya went out for a long drive on his Bajaj Boxer on the highway and stopped at a Coffee Shop on the outskirts of the city. Both of them were having great time and a real good chat, Purab felt the conversation was getting too boring, so to lighten the mood he thought of cracking joke, thatz what killed the moment.
Purab said “Gudiya please don’t ever meet Kailash Kher ever in your life”, Gudiya asked “Why ??? Mika is the one who did something to some Item Gal & not Kailash Kher, I like listening to his songs and would love to meet him sometime, but whatz the problem in me meeting him anywayz ?”. Purab said “He might change your name from Gudiya to Udiya ….. and you might also start flying”, Gudiya asked “What ? Why ?”, Purab replied “Haven’t you heard his song … Tere Naam Se G Loo ……”. That was their 1st & last date. Purab is still wondering why Gudiya is not answering his calls…..
Girl II, Name : Preet …...
Purab & Preet went out for a long drive on his Bajaj Boxer on the highway and stopped at the same Coffee Shop on the outskirts of the city. Purab tried to control his urges to crack PJs but got carried away on listening to one of the Kailash Kher songs playing in the coffee shop.
Purab said “So you are the one who kicked Kailash Kher and then he went crazy huh ????”, she said “What ? I haven’t even met him ever in my life, forget kicking him”, to which Purab said “C’mon don’t lie to me he has even mentioned it in the song in his new album”, she asked “Which song are you talking about ?”, “Preet Ki Lat Mohe Aisi Laagi Ho Gai Main Matwaari…..”. That was again their 1st & last date. Purab is still wondering why Preet is not answering his calls…..
Something off the Box …….
Kailash Kher also reminds me of another Mr. Kher, his name is Anupam Kher. Can you tell me what if Mr. Anupam Kher’s car driver does not come to pick him up and he has to go home on his own and on reaching home his wife asks him “Car was broken down so driver was not able to pick you up, how did you manage to come home ?”, Which song does he sing ……. Think …… “Khud Aaya Kher …..” from Shahrukh Khan’s movie Billu
Barber …… LOL.
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