Sunday, September 5, 2010

Twitterati


"Twitterati ~ TweeTunes"

I was sitting all alone at home doing nothing except enjoying my loneliness. It was the ‘Me’ time away from the world lying lazily on my bed. No Plans, no agendas nothing on my mind and nothing in my stomach too. I was feeling hungry so thought of ordering a Pizza from Dominos and while it arrived I thought of whiling away my time checking twitter on my phone.

There were some people posting what they are eating, some people posting what they were drinking, some people busy retweeting messages and some people reading all the tweets and retweeting them with comments.

My phone started ringing, it was my wife, she had called up and ordered me to gift her caller tone completely Kareena Ishtyle. I did that and suddenly had a weird thought what if people were given a chance to set up Twitter Tone on Twitter which would play once the user logs in or tweets something.

Some of the songs I thought of that users I follow might set up based on the kinda handles that they have or kinda tweets :
 
@_abhishk : Hai hai yeh majboori, yeh mausam aur ye doore, Teri 2 takiye ki naukri me mera laakhon ka saawan jaaye......



@_unemployed : Kaam maanga hai tumhi se na inkaar karo .....


@aamadmy : Aadmi musafir hai Tweetta hai Retweetta hai …. Aate jaate raste mein tweetein chod jaata hai .....


@amreekandesi : Yeh Duniya ek dulhan ke maathe ki bindiya I love my India


@bitchwanti : Who let the bitches tweet…. Who who who let the bitches tweet.... or In Bitchon ke saamne mat Tweetna Bitchwanti ...


@blogadda : Internet par Blogging ka Adda, Twitter mein Perky Tweets ka darbaar, Kaun hai Kaun hai bataa na yaar, Apna Blogadda Bhai .....


@corpowhore : Tweet karte karte yu hi koi mil gaya tha yu hi koi mil gaya tha office mein kaam karte karte ..... or Inhi Tweeton ne inhi Tweeton ne le liya dupatta mera ...


@dingdongmong : Ding Dong o baby sing a song, aaj ke tweet ka aur retweet ka ....... Ding Dong .....


@diogeneb : Rajnican’t tweet Saala ....... Rajnican’t Retweet Saala .......


@fakingnews : fake a fakema a ye ye, fake a fake a ye ye, news fake a ye ye (world cup shakira song tweetified)


@flyyoufools : Bewakoof Kabootar ja ja ja, Kabootar ja ja ja, pehle tweet ki retweet saajan se karwa ….. or Udd jaa kaale kava tere timeline wich Tweet Pavaa


@gabbarsingh : Gabbar Remix ....... Kitney Tweet, Retweet, Followers Thhey ????? Jisne na retweet kiya samjo mar gaya ...


@gkhamba : Khambe jai sa kahda hai ladka hai ya chada hai ….. Blog mein gussa hai … tweet mein gaali hai ... dekho zara dekho zara khud ko samajta hai kya ...


@greatbong : I first thought it would be ‘Amhaar Shonar Baangla’, but then the great mithunda fan he is he would opt for ‘Chad gaya oopar re atariya pe lotan Twitter re, Twitter Twitter” .....


@indiblogger : Yeh Desh hai Indian Bloggers ka Albele Blog Matwale Blog in Blogs ka yaaron kya kehna Indiblogger hai Indian Blogs ka gehna .....


@itscreation : All crazy about Bhoomi from Indian Idol, I am sure his would be ‘Dil le gayi kudi Gujarat Di’ ……


@jhunjhunwala : Jhunjhunwala Hun Jhunjhunwala Hun Hurr Hurr, Hum to Ameer Hamesha se they par hum gareeb ho na sakey …..


@kaaliya : Gabbar Remix - Ab tu kya Tweetega re kaaliya … Kitney Followers Thhey ......


@kaprasanna : A Tweetbuddy for Tweetest interactions ‘Tweet Baaki ........ Retweet baaki ........ hona hai jo ho jaane do ......’


@krishashok : Oh baby ..... hey...hey ..... dil na diya ..... dil na diya...di di dillll ..... dil na liya, dil na diya ..... bol bolo na bolo kya kiya ..... dil na liya, dil na diya ... remixed with Mastee Bhare naina tere ......from Krish & Ashoka


@lafannga : Hai Lafannga bada …. Lafannga…Lafannga… apne man ki kare


@livetorque : Tweet kar ke je lay mar le Tweet Retweet bhi ho bobaara, Dhoom Machaale, Dhoom Machaale Dhoom


@mumbaicentral : Ye Mumbai shehar tweeton ka shahar hai …. Remixed with railways announcement ‘Station number 2 par aane waali locak borivali ke liye 12 dabbon ki dheemi local hai’


@nonstopthinker : Socho maine socha hai ye ik sapna phoolon seTwitter mein hai ghar apna .......


@oneblackcoffee : Ek Kaale Coffe Ki Pyaali Ho ……. Koi Usko Pilane Waali Ho .....


@pagal_ladki : Main jat yamli pagli deewaani ke main itti si baat na maani ke ke ke o menu Tweet karti hai .....


@palya8pi : Pal Pal Twitter ke paas Tum Rehte ho, Twitter pe meethi baak tum karte ho .......


@sidin : Wake up Sidin saare pal kahe ...... Wake up Sidin ....


@spymaami : Shayad meri jasoosi ka khayaal dil mein aaya hai …. Isi liye maami ne teri mujhe twitter pe bulaya hai .......


@taklooman : Aao sikha doon Twitter pe Takle ka funda …. Ye nahi pyaare koi maamooli takla ...


@twitballiye : Nach baliye...... oh churiye chara dey, Tweet baliye, oh mehndiya kara dey, ReTweet Balliye ……


@PurveshJanee : Thatz me so I know what I am gonna play .... its definitely gonna be “Apni to Paathshaala . . . . Masti ki Paathshaala ......”


* This blog was just for fun not to hurt anyone's Twentiments .........

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